I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
