Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Randomize
