Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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