kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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