just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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