This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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