White coat. Heels.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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