i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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