I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Every concussion has its silver lining
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
