Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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