i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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