Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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