i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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