Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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