I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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