If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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