you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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