we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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