Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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