I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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