My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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