i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Say something about gay babies.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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