you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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