Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
two words...techno handjob
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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