her vagine was all disorganized.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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