So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I use my feet as sexual weapons
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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