I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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