HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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