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say what?
wanna hang out?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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