The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm bleeding and have questions
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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