I want to walk on stilts...naked
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Randomize
