We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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