Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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