I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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