Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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