He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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