dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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