Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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