i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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