he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She bit a glass in half.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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