my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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