Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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