how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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