I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I need to align my fucking chakras
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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