He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I want to have your abortion
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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