Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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