hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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