i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
