Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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