That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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