He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
My dick has a subreddit
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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