My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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